I'd never fancied a cruise - this was a friend's choice for a "girly weekend away" for us 2 older ladies. I expected to hate every minute - but actually really enjoyed it.
Our cabin was spotless and the beds were really comfortable. The whole experience was so good that we have booked another cruise for the Autumn.
I simply don't understand the poor reviews given by some people regarding the staff/food/bars, etc. All the staff were fantastic: always helpful and cheerful. There were a number of bars, all with different atmospheres. If you don't want karaoke, then there's a lot more to choose from! (We liked The Red Bar, which was quiet and uncrowded.)
The food was amazing, considering they were catering for 3,000 people! High-quality food in the restaurant at dinner. The Waterside buffet was busy at peak times, but what do people expect? We did joke that you could probably eat yourself to death if you wanted to - and some people seemed to be trying. We had a late lunch and watched one family finish their (huge) lunches and then go straight on to afternoon tea with mounds of sandwiches and platefuls of cakes!
There was one hen-party group on board who were a bit of a pain during the emergency drill, but we never saw them again and we were told that hen parties weren't being accepted in future.
Overall, we thought we got excellent value for money and would certainly recommend.
Spotlessly clean & very spacious. Shower room perfectly adequate.
Only criticism is that the bright green light on the cabin thermostat shone directly into my eyes at night.
Nothing much to see in St Peter Port that was of interest to us. Visited the Victorian Shop (OK) and the Old Quarter. Thought we'd taken a wrong turn, but apparently the Old Quarter is now just a cobbled street containing mostly boarded-up shopfronts, and little else. Very disappointing.
Otherwise, St Peter Port is a pleasant-enough town (bit steep in places) with the usual high-street chains.