I had to wait for six months before I could write down this review more objectively. Meaning without the disbelief or all the other first negative reactions.
So in short - everything the others have already written here is completely accurate. However, after telling the stories after half a year, it all feels quite entertaining. Not ever on our nine RCI cruises before have we felt like being in a candid camera. Or in a sitcom, not in the audience but on the stage before cameras.
Because why and where else would all those silly things take place. You have the basic setup: A slightly unconfident captain that gets a totally inexperienced crew who probably was supposed to be somewhere else. Like repairing cars, milking cows, studying in high school ... who knows. Then they are given this brand new amazing shiny ship with all the features and gimmicks nobody has heard of and obviously have no idea how to use them.
Spotless! Excellent service too. To be honest there were good things too, like the crew and the ship itself.
Arrival in Singapore is an event itself. Get up early and just watch!
Very good connections, you get to city quickly.