We were shown our 'cabin' and our jaws dropped, the cabin was about 110 sq.ft. and the so called ensuite shower about 12sq.ft. There was no seats and for this we were paying 550 pounds per night. The 'ensuite' consisted of a small hand basin with a toilet at an angle to get it in, and a shower tray, again with an angle of the base cut to allow the services.
The Captains welcome was a glass of, possibly champagne, though I have my doubts, and they delivered up dried up canapes.
The meal was mediocre average and warm, the only thing that was ever hot was the soup.
Small cabin it was about 110 sq.ft., no chairs to sit in, very small about 12 sq.ft. 'ensuite shower', it was supposed to be first class, We paid the highest price, for what we hoped would be the best cabin, we were paying 550 pounds per night. to my mind the value taking into account the trips and accommodation 200 to 250 pounds a night for the two of us.